Linoleum

14 Apr 2011

6 Apr 2011

Skinny White Boys?

All about it

31 Mar 2011

FAINT

FAINT

28 Mar 2011

princessmombi-deactivated201105 asked: how much salt do you eat?

I like to have at least a brick a day

28 Mar 2011

tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

On my planet, I’d like to visit the Krispy Kreme factory in China.  :)

Thanks for asking!

25 Mar 2011

Just yelling at Lola

Just yelling at Lola

25 Mar 2011

“March Madness? More like Fart Sadness!”
— Me.  I freaking said that, me.

25 Mar 2011

Loves

IDIDERIK

WAFFLES

25 Mar 2011

“Damnit! Why didn’t I concur?!”
— Leo D’

24 Mar 2011

Teeth Porn

Avril Before Proactive

Hottest Man on EARTH Steve Buscemi

Hottest Man on Middle Earth Ricky Gervais

That one girl from Spiderman or whatever

King Bowie

alyssa milano

24 Mar 2011

Silly Mexican Day of the Dead Doll

Silly Mexican Day of the Dead Doll

29 Jul 2010

Boats ‘N’ Hoes

-“Make sure to wax, use ya mom’s Nair.  You’ll be amazed when I come in your hair!”

28 Jul 2010

Any Questions?

My boyfriend’s smart.  Like engineer smart. 

I have a vagina. 

That should clear up all questions of why we’re together.

23 Jul 2010

MOVIE NIGHT with Angelina Jolie

MOVIE NIGHT with Angelina Jolie

23 Jul 2010

Stuff of Dreams

I never ever thought I’d meet the person whose snoring makes me love them more.

But I did.

And now I finally fit in somewhere.  Turns out my place was by his side.

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